Review:

on 2012-12-20 Bobnottherocker Said:

Horseshit 2012
20/12/2012
Bob Stinson

Fear of the end of the world is like herpes, everyones got it but no one is willing to admit it. So I decided, in the name of journalism, to break down and admit it. I am regrettably recording that I have it (not herpes I think) but fear of the end of world and the 21st of December gives me a slight shiver.
Basically, all the conspiracy theories related to this are complete horseshit so were going to skip it all and go to the three bastions of sanity that stood out and helped me get to sleep last night.
1. NASA 5/6 Good
2. Self hypnosis 3/6 Weird But Ok
3. Christianity 2/6 Bad

NASA:
Thats right, a NASA astrobiologist David Morrison went on National Public Radio (NPR) in October and claimed that he got so many worried e-mails form 11 year olds asking them if the world was going to end. Or if a mythical planet names Nibiru was going to smash into the Earth that NASA did something they rarely due. They setup a social service; in the form of a web site designed to calm the bubbling public.
Check out this quote from a NASA Scientist named David Morrison in a NPR article published this December:
"Many people don't know what they're afraid of," Morrison told a journalist form NPR, "& they have heard this doomsday thing so often that they just come to me with a simple question: Will we have Christmas this year?"- David Morrison, NPR STAFF, DEC 5TH, 2012
You can check out Daivd Morrisons articles and many others from NASA scientists trying to calm you down hear:
http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html



Self Hypnosis:
Warning: the hypnotist who made this album has a stupendously annoying voice. Unbelievably pretentious and aggravating. The self-hypnosis album creatively entitled Self Relaxation is intended to help those of use who have December 21st chills and it is not a total flop. If anything this album is a testament to the fact that Binaural Beats which are used throughout the recording are, once and for all, a form of Audio-Drug. How else could a man (Im guessing) with larynges that could crack walnuts actually mildly relax you? The album comes with many warning labels like, dont listen whale driving, so I am going to ad this one: Warning: your about to be lulled to sleep by an annoying narrator which can be a bugling and confusing experience.
The album can be downloaded for whatever price you name (Free) at:
http://relaxaivestates.bandcamp.com/


Christianity:
Leave it to Christians to help you overcome your fear of the Mayan-apocalypse by replacing it with fear of the Christian-apocalypse.
For example the Christian Post ran an article reassuring the public that the world was not going to end on December 21st 2012, just one month after publishing an article saying that Jesus was coming home somewhere between the years 2018 and 2028.
Read at your pleasure:
http://www.christianpost.com/news/world-bible-society-president-says-jesus-returning-between-2018-and-2028-83864/

There are so, so many books out there about Christianity and end of days and Mayan prophases and how they all relate that I could also review hear but I dont feel like fucking reading those books do you?
End of the day, I got to take a nap at work, the Binaural Beats gave me a head rush, I got an excuses to waste time looking at NASA space pictures.
Who wants to take bets we make it till January! I am betting big money people big, big money.
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Not Rated

on 2012-11-29 SolitaryMan Said:

Shining light on it, focusing on it, will either create fear and anxiety or fashion the precursors of both. In this, the very creation of this material fails at it's (supposed) purpose. I don't have to listen to it to know better.

I would consider deleting this entry entirely, if not for the fact that I believe in the freedom of speech and of expression in any form. Even if it does more harm than good. I am in no position to hand down judgment regardless. This is, however, ridiculous, even if the prophecy turns out true. I would hope that anyone else could see that, but as I said, I believe anyone should be able to say anything they want. My only wish is that we all would think long and hard before doing so.
Not Rated

Review:

on 2012-11-29 ethanoate Said:

This album is funny and a good idea, I gave it 9./10 because the background music could have been more interesting. But hay its not meant to be amazing its meant to hypnotize yourself so you dont loos your mind with stress on December 20th when you think it your last day on earth and your roommate steals your credit card to buy $10000 in hunting gear, wilderness survival equipment and a subscription to Alex jones approved apocalypse survival canned food. &. I am thinking about sending this album to every single student at my university. J. Shoy has a weird voice but I notice wail listings to the album I actually could not focus on anything else but his voice which I guess means I was hypnotized? Weird but good.
Rating: 9/10