Album Details

• Artist: Girls Aloud
• Album: Chemistry
• Label: Polydor
• Year of Release: 2005
• ME Rating:
• Reviewed by: charlesmartel on 2012-10-20

I found this out when I was told so by the spider that lives in the teapot in the bottom of the cupboard where I keep my vacuum cleaner. I was in there the other day, talking to the vacuum cleaner, when the voice in the teapot spoke up and told me about this album. Now, I have never been one to take much notice of any of the creatures which inhabit my domestic utensils, but on listening to it I had to agree.

And now I have to pay the price. Oops, someone answered the door. No.... please. I haven't finished. There's a Britney album I adore!!!!!!!!! I must review it. Someone call the teapot to rescue me.

Don't stick that needle in my arm. I've recovered. I don't see things any more, hear strange voices, imagine I am doing strange, weird, irrational things. I don't need the medication anymore. Ouch. You b******s!

No NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Tick tock tick. Time passes sloooooooooooowly.

I can feel the sedative working. The madness is gone. I am myself again. Phew that was close! For a minute there I had this horrible dream. I dreamt I was reviewing a Girls Aloud album and said it was good. Can you believe it! Nah, that's not me. I would never say that anything this awful could ever be considered for anything other than the dustbin.

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