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on 2011-05-27 Bertman Said:
"Have played music almost all my life, I don't care if I'm good or not I just love to make music." This quote is attributed to Lee Turner on his music page.
This is a healthy attitude for Mr. Turner to have as his music is so lame Satan himself wouldn't allow Turner to come worship on bended knee. But he uses his questionable talent to praise the Lord and worship at the top of his lungs. I'm guessing The lord wishes Lee was resting on the day he decided to go into a studio. It's a good thing that God loves him, because there can't be too many others that share a similar feeling.
"Red light/Green light" sounds as though the entire band was recorded through one microphone. Apparently he recruited some sad out of work whiddley-whiddley 1980's string bender to use each and every lick he ever learned from George Lynch as background for this pathetic caterwauling. You can't even make out any drums in this muddy mix of a song until the final note when there's a cymbal crash.
"Rain Down" isn't bad, but it's not good either. It's a purposefully sonorous and tedious sort of worship number meant to inspire everyone to feel something profound and connect with God. I kept looking at the counter to see when I could reconnect with silence.
The biggest problem with Lee Turner and his pathetic attempt at music is Turner himself. He doesn't sound like he means what he's saying or enjoys what he's doing. There's nothing credible to believe that God, Jehovah, or Yaweh inspired this unwanted noise. But on the chance I'm wrong, then the Good Lord is sort of lame and has shit taste in music. Turner sounds as though he's stuck in 2nd gear and trying to convince himself of his faith, and hoping you'll fall in line. Like the AA adage, Fake it 'till you make it. It will take more than this feeble effort.
And you got to love the pic of this fatherless half-wit. It looks like he's wearing a shelf as a hat and the vapid look on his face screams used car salesman. My advice, steer clear of this awful excuse of music and don't let your daughters out of sight if he's around.
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Rating: 1/10
