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| Cover | Artist / Album | Category | Rating | User Rating | Buy |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Oilcan Art My Palpitations ( 2010) | Rock / Roots / Singer/Songwriter | N/R | 0/10 |
| Cover | Artist / Album | Category | Rating | User Rating | Buy |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Oilcan Art My Palpitations ( 2010) | Rock / Roots / Singer/Songwriter | N/R | 0/10 |
My Palpitations is the first installment from the Oilcan archives: previously unreleased gems from one of the most reclusive (and handsome) figures of the turn of the 21st century. Hopefully, you are in the privileged position of possessing said artistry as a result of having paid the full list price. Art is a man with many debts that are none of your damn business.
The story of how these long sought-after compositions surfaced is a lengthy tale that need not to be shared with you, the consumer. You're busy. The world is an ungodly horror zone-a rank, rotting rat testicle reeling through space for no reason, where eventually clean water will be the only currency (besides original Oilcan works).
Legal Note: We, the producers, wish to let it be known that many, many months were spent sifting through dusty cassettes, scratchy discs, beer-stained notebooks, and musty unmarked boxes to bring you this stunning, limited edition collection. Although Oilcan Art himself was not involved with the assemblage of this project, it has been fully approved by the highly qualified team of mental health care professionals and very distant relatives who now speak for him (and receive a modest share of the profits as a result of a legally questionable document that we fully believe will eventually be recognized as a legitimate contract in a court of law.)
